Carla Ulbrich is no stranger to FenCon. She was our Music Guest of Honor at FenCon VI. If you were at our first two conventions you no doubt remember her witty musical take on wedgies, Klingons, Waffle House, missing buttocks and girlfriends, and how rich she would be if she had the copyright on the 'F' Word. The self described "Professional Smart Aleck" has been compared to a musical combination of Seinfeld, Weird Al and a Bologna sandwich. Originally from Clemson, South Carolina, Carla is currently living in New Jersey (insert your own punchline here) with her husband (also a talented musician and FenCon guest) Joe Giacoio. She actually does this music thing professionally and is a regular performer at SF conventions, coffeehouses, and, oddly, medical conventions where she is billed as "the Singing Patient." Her fifth album "Live From Planet Earth" should be released in time for FenCon this year.She has a book of humorous essays coming out in 2010 called, How Can You Not Laugh at a Time Like This?